Funny Dares

I've heard of sites having a list of funny dares to do. The only ones I know are ones I heard. I'll post mine. Please just post your dare in numarical order.

1. When in a meeting/class slowly inch your chair towards the door.
2. When sitting around the family table at dinner, look seriously at every one and say "As you all know, the economy has been tough lately and... I'm going to have let one of you go."